Part of me wants to think this is cool and fun. The other part of me wants to hate it like I hate Sarah Jane Smith's Sonic Lipstick. I suppose I should lighten up and see it for what it is - just silly target marketing. At least this product write up isn't as lame as the Tampon Taser's:

A USB Pen drive that looks like a lippy! Keep it disguised in your handbag! Where sleek and chic, fashion meets passion. Perfect for fashion conscious ladies who need to carry their valuable data and images with them at all time.

The Inov8 Lipstick 1GB Drive can store and transfer your pictures, music, video and data to another computer with a USB port. The lipstick drive is designed to fit neatly into a USB port and transfer your data at Ultra High speeds supporting the full speeds available through USB2.0 technology. Although cutting edge in both design and technology the lipstick drive is fully compatible with all USB connectors. (Source)

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The tampon stun gun is the latest in portable and personal security systems. The beauty of this stun gun, aptly named The Pink Stinger, is its ingenious design and ability to be concealed nicely and unassumingly into any purse for ultimate stealth. The stun gun's gentle glide zapplicator easily fits in the palm of your hand for incredible comfort and protection and ready for honorable discharge at a moments notice. In addition, its fresh floral scent helps eliminate the smell of fear, not just cover it up. (Source)

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The SiFeet Pussy Foot is the ultimate fantasy sex toy for foot fetishists. This size 6, 100% silicone foot is cast in pure silicone from a real life actual, beautiful female foot. In the sole of this lovely foot is a fully functional and totally fuck-able silicone vagina.

This pure silicone foot is soft, smooth, and incredibly sexy. The toes are decorated with acrylic toenails painted glossy pink, making the Pussy Foot seem even more real.

From the toes to the heel and ankle, great time and effort has been taken to insure that the Pussy Foot seems real.

The feature that makes the Pussy Foot even better than an actual foot is the pussy located on the sole of the foot. You can passionately fuck the foot in a way you’ve never been able to before. It is the perfect combination of foot and vagina. (Source)

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The high-quality black thong has a panel of flexible material attached to the front that allows chalk messages to be written with the red chalk pen provided. The chalk can be easily washed off and a new message written whenever desired. Humour and wit are restricted only by imagination. (Source)

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A couple of days ago, I humorously mentioned the OhMiBod adult toy iPod attachment. Yesterday I ran across a rather interesting review of the item, as well as similar products, over at Slashdong.

In sum, the OhMiBod is a piece of shit. Don't bother.

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Yes, it's a sex doll for dogs. It's shaped like a dog and it'll allow your tension-filled pet to go to town as much as his little heart desires, humping away until he passes out in exhaustion, leaving a wispy coil of friction-singed dog-fur smoke wafting into the air.  (Source)

Does anyone else think this thing kinda resembles the Cingular logo?

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The main appeal of the toy is that it makes you feel like an exotic princess. The beautiful, pale jade is not only gorgeous, but of a surprisingly high quality. The end carving, an opening lotus, adds to the delicate flavor of what is in fact a heavy, hardcore toy.

Ignoring the plug’s appeal as an item of jewelry, it’s actually a great little toy. The jade does something that I love in my metal toys: It goes in cold (assuming you aren’t using a condom), drawing your attention to that so intimate area, then warms up to allow you to enjoy yourself. For this reason I like to use lube that’s been in the fridge or minimal lube.

Well, there you have it, ladies. You can read the entire review here. The toy is available exclusively at Coco De Mer, along with several other jade sex toys.

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And you thought the old guy was only into nice.

Check out this book of naughty holiday tales, The Merry XXXmas Book of Erotica. This book's stories range from Santa giving out spankings to elves in latex, to the annual adult novelty self-gift. Guaranteed to warm you up this winter.

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I ran across a pretty interesting article in The Navada Sage Brush about masterbation. According to the author, about 50% of the female population indulges in self-pleasure (which is about 20% less than the amount of men). The article continues to mention some of the benefits of loving the one you love the best:

History and religion may have some crazy thoughts against masturbation, but masturbation's also been scientifically suggested to be beneficial against prostate cancer, to relieve menstrual cramps for women and help familiarize ourselves with what's going on down there. It's much easier to tell someone else how to pleasure you during sex if you already know how to pleasure yourself.

Ladies, take special note of the last point: it is much easier to communicate your likes and dislikes to your partner if you have already have familiarity with your happy spots & actions.  Not sure how to begin? I highly recommend the book Becoming Orgasmic. In fact, if I ran the world, this book would be required reading in the hopes that all women would become more comfortable with their bodies and their sexuality.

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