New fetish alert. I am never one to judge what gets someone off, but I can't help thinking about that old joke my dad used to make about someone being "two bag ugly".

Phil and Denise have become members of an exclusive and secretive new sexual club – the baggers.

Bagging, or masking, is a fetish that’s being taken up by couples looking for daring ways to spice up their love life.

One of the pair agrees to have their head covered during sex.
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‘Sometimes, I wrap Phil’s head tightly in a silk scarf so he can’t hear or see anything,’ Denise says.

‘I’ve even used a special rubber mask from a fetish shop. But our favourite toy is my plain brown paper bag. I only have to rustle it to get Phil excited.

‘We’ve always liked trying new things in bed. We started experimenting with bagging after Phil read about it on a website.

‘We were both amazed by how much we enjoyed it.

‘Our sex life is much more thrilling since I started covering his head with a paper bag when we make love." (Source)

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News flash: little girls grow up and date/marry boys that are just like their daddies:

Father's Day may have passed, but according to a new study published in the journal Evolution and Human Behavior, its spirit may live on in your husband, boyfriend or any other male with whom you may be romantically involved.

According to the study (reported on here by the San Francisco Chronicle), women are attracted not just to guys who act like their fathers but to those who look like them, too -- that is, if their relationships with their fathers are positive ones.

A group of psychologists in England and Poland asked 49 Polish women to look through a bunch of photographs of men and pick out the ones they found the most attractive. They also asked the women about their relationships with their fathers. Turns out that the women who reported getting along well with their fathers showed a preference for men who looked like their dads, whereas women with neutral or negative relationships with their fathers didn't show a preference one way or the other. (Source)

I am tempted to get really creeped out by this. On the other hand, I am ready to get out the Captain Obvious tag for "scientific research on stuff everyone already knows". Bah.

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77 year-old Irene is New Zealand's oldest working prostitute.

Adorned with picture-frames of cherished family moments, stuffed toys, porcelain dolls and pill bottles, Irene's home looks initially like a copybook granny flat.

But once you enter her bedroom, the similarity ends.

Laid out on her bedside table - ready for her next client - are a condom and lubricant.

A folded towel covers her duvee at the base of the bed where Irene sleeps - and works - her clients performing under the gaze of family pictures.

Irene is transformed in the shuffle between her lounge and bedroom.

Greeting us in trackpants and cardigan, reading glasses dangling from a cord around her neck, she casually strips to reveal a pair of silky knickers and lacy bra. (Source)

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Authorities in the central state of Madhya Pradesh are planning to ban sales of Crezendo condoms, which have a “vibrating ring” in each pack, on the ground that they should be considered sex toys.

“Condoms should be used for family planning,” said Kailash Vijayvargiya, the public works minister for Madhya Pradesh, which is governed by the Hindu nationalist Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP). These are sex toys to be used for sexual satisfaction,” he told The Times. “I’ve instructed government officers to check if there is a law against such things. If there isn’t a law, we’ll make one.”

His remarks are the latest evidence of how efforts to promote condom use are thwarted by conservative attitudes towards sex in the nation that produced the Kama Sutra. However, that the condoms were on sale shows how rapidly sexual taboos are disintegrating among the young, largely because of exposure to Western culture.  (Source)

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When I first read the title of this group in Japan, I seriously thought this was a joke.

The Japan Cherry Boy Association currently boasts of 517 members whose ages range from their teens to their 40s. Many join the association in the hopes that women will visit its website and try to pick them up. Some members, albeit only a few, actually succeed in "graduating" from the club by successfully experiencing sex.

"I'm the chairman of the association and I still can't get any sex, so I must admit I have mixed feelings when someone graduates," Watanabe says. "Guys who succeed change instantly, wanting to de-register immediately or patronizing other members by leaving them messages like 'You guys hurry up and get it over and done with, too.' I really hate it. I'd like guys who do succeed to stay around and offer advice to other members and tell them about their experience. But it seems once people have lost their virginity, they want to forget about ever having been a virgin in the first place."

Japan Cherry Boy Association members meet regularly for parties, where they frequently tell stories about how they cope with not having had sex, including this tale from a 32-year-old member.

"I've been going to yoga classes for ages and can finally get my body flexible enough to move however I want it to," he tells Weekly Playboy. "Just the other day, I finally achieved my dream of giving myself fellatio."

Cherry Boys Association members can't just be lumbered into the single lump of virgins, either. "Now, there are progressive virgins, who are striving to lose their virginity, and conservative virgins, who do everything they can to protect it," Watanabe says.

Conservative virgins argue that they've had enough of real women and would prefer two-dimensional types such as those found in manga and anime, who are also not going to lead them to the pain of rejection.

Some virgins, who call themselves liberated, go to ever further extremes.

"Most human worries stem from sex, right? Guys chat up women because they want to satisfy their sexual desire, which also motivates them to get a good job. You want to get along well with a woman, but you're filled with lust and thinking so much about sex it makes it hard to get along well with the woman anyhow," says a 30-year-old member who bought female hormones online to stifle his sexual urges. "Without lust, I'm doing much better with work and with women than I ever have."

Watanabe argues that Japan needs to do something about its excess of male virgins.

"We've got a declining birthrate, which means that the younger generations are going to have to look after the elderly. I can see a generation clash coming on. Why should young people who know nothing of sex have to look after old fogeys who can't get it up for sex any more?" he asks Weekly Playboy rhetorically. "To avoid that clash, those weak at love need to have love made smoother for them so they can enjoy it, get married and have children. I wonder if the media knows how much it hurts virgins and makes them feel isolated when it says that anybody at all is capable of love. We need a society kinder on virgins. We need to smile more at virgins." (Source)

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I watched "Apcolypto" the other day - lots of native men running around in thongs. Got me thinking about why it would be kinky on this website and why it was so not kinky in this movie. Then I ran across this interesting article about how we define and categorize porn and erotica.

Alongside pornography, we have erotica. Erotica is the Pepsi One of pornography, the version OK for housewives and single women. Your mom may have a few erotica books lying around, possibly a classic with Fabio on the cover, about 20 Danielle Steel books and, if she’s slightly kinky, some gothic stuff by A. N. Roquelaure (a.k.a Anne Rice).

The same goes for stripping—excuse me, “exotic dancing”—and burlesque performance. One’s trashy, and the other one is so hot right now. Burlesque has made it to the mainstream, thanks mainly to the Pussycat Dolls and Carmen Electra. Unfortunately, today’s queen of burlesque, Dita von Teese, is still rather indie, so to speak.

We continue to separate certain material from the label of pornography. We, as a society, don’t want to admit we like porn. Porn is fake lesbians running their acrylics over their totally bare plastic bodies. That’s just gross.

Botticelli’s “Birth of Venus,” however, is pure. It’s art, with the coy nude of fair Venus standing on her shell, covering herself with her hands and her flowing strawberry blonde mane. But it doesn’t matter. It’s still sexually arousing, whether or not that was the intention. You could say it’s porn, very classic and still very modest.

But don’t tell that to the traditionalists—they’d shit a brick.

Read the entire article here.

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A police officer interrupted a couple's weekend sex romp on top of a 100-foot construction crane, but let them go with a warning, authorities said.

Police went to the construction site to investigate Saturday night after bystanders spotted the couple climbing into the cab of the crane. An officer's command to come down was followed by a naked foot popping over the railing, police said. (Source)

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Chalk one up for the good guys.

Same-sex marriage will continue to be legal in Massachusetts, after proponents Thursday won a monthslong battle to defeat a proposed constitutional amendment to define marriage as between a man and a woman.

"In Massachusetts today, the freedom to marry is secure," Gov. Deval Patrick said after the legislature voted 151-45 against the amendment, which needed 50 favorable votes to come before voters in a referendum in November 2008.

The vote means that opponents would have to start from square one to sponsor a new amendment, which could not get onto the ballot before 2012.

Massachusetts is the only state where same-sex marriage is legal, although four states allow civil unions. California allows domestic partnerships, which carry many of the same benefits of civil unions. (Source)

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Whatever works, I say.

Nearly one in 10 modern wedding parties showcase unconventional gender choices, according to popular wedding site Theknot.com.

But most incongruous of all may be the guy directly to the bride's left: the dude of honour.

And he's finding himself picking out dresses, holding the bride's train and making bachelorette party arrangements - phallic cakes and all.

"It was more work than my own wedding," says Brampton, Ont.-born engineer Paul Thistle, 39, maid of honour and brother of the bride.

"When I got married, it was more like tell me what to wear and where to show up."

He and his kind have become popular enough to garner many titles: man-maid, man of honour, bridesman, patron of honour.

"We actually call them honour attendants," says Anna Post, wedding expert and great-great-granddaughter of Emily Post, the etiquette matron.

The practice has even spawned a feature movie: Patrick Dempsey, Dr. McDreamy on television's Grey's Anatomy, is set to star in Made of Honor, about a man whose female love interest asks him to be her maid of honour.

It wasn't so long ago that tastemakers would have scoffed at such role reversals. "People would have had fainting spells," Ms. Post says. "Mixing it up would have pulled too much attention away from the couple."

Today, however, some wedding planners actually encourage brides to choose a dude of honour. They say that the bride's joy, and not honouring stolid traditions, should be paramount on the big day. (Source)

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[Founder Peter Acworth] describes the company as having a certain social mission. Too often, he told me, B.D.S.M. is conflated with rape or abuse. He realized early on that building a respectable company devoted to the fetish could help “demystify” it. People who felt conflicted about their kinkiness, as he once had, “would realize they’re not alone and, in fact, that there’s a big world of people that are into this stuff and that it can be done in a safe and respectful way. Loving partners can do this to each other.” Kink’s required pre- and post-scene interviews, like the one I watched Wild Bill and Adams tape, for example, are meant to break the fourth wall, assuring audiences that, as in real-life B.D.S.M. play, everything is negotiated in advance and rooted in a certain etiquette and trust — that everyone is friends. The company actually requires that each model be shown smiling during the segments.

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Oh boy. Chalk up another asinine move by our current administration. Thanks to Bush's regime, emergency contraceptive is no longer available to service women. At first glance, this may not seem like a big deal, but for women serving overseas, who are the most in danger of rape, this act denies them basic medical protection. But don't worry - the military bases still stock Levitra for those fighting men who can't get it up.

Emergency contraception, also known as Plan B or the morning-after pill, is available over-the-counter in all 50 states, but women in the U.S. military cannot count on accessing the medication on military bases. A 2003 survey financed by the Defense Department found that almost a third of military women reported being the victim of rape or attempted rape during their tenure in the military. Yet in return for their service, servicewomen are denied access to basic health care. “The situation is unconscionable,” says Vicki Saporta, president of the Abortion Federation of America. “If you are a military woman in Iraq, and you are raped, it is this country’s obligation to make sure you have access to emergency contraception.”

Apparently, the Department of Defense agrees. In April 2002, it added emergency contraception to its Basic Care Formulary, a list of 214 medications required to be stocked at all military treatment facilities. (The list includes Levitra, a medication that treats erectile dysfuction.) But one month later, the medication was quietly removed in direct response to pressure from the Bush administration. “The Defense Department agreed that it should be available—certainly, this is an issue we should have been able to win,” Saporta says.

For the past three congressional sessions, Michaud has worked to bring the medication back onto the Formulary. Michaud believes access to emergency contraception is a “major public health issue,” a “fair, common-sense step that everyone should be able to agree on.” After all of his work, it appeared that this was the legislation’s shining moment. “We’ve introduced three bills so far for emergency contraception, but in this Congress, it looked most probable that we would [succeed],” Castellanos says. Reproductive rights advocates say that the amendment presented a critical opportunity for Democrats to break from Congress’ conservative stance on choice. “This was the moment that Congress could signal that [they] were going to do business differently,” says Kirsten Moore, president of Reproductive Health Technologies Project. (Source)

Are you pissed off yet? You should be.

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How is our list different from Maxim's? Eight of the top 10 women on our list aren't mentioned anywhere on the Maxim list (Angelina Jolie and Lena Headey are the exceptions), and only four of the women who made Maxim's top 10 (Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel and Lindsay Lohan) appear somewhere on the AfterEllen.com list.

Clearly, what straight men and lesbians find sexy in a woman is a little bit different.

"Hot" for lesbians and bisexual women comes in all ages, sizes, colors and styles, as the diversity of women on our list demonstrates — from Tina Fey (No. 7) and Helen Mirren (No. 31), to Ellen DeGeneres (No. 50), America Ferrera (No. 30) and Queen Latifah (No. 55). There's even a conservative Republican in the mix (Angie Harmon, No. 82), proving we can still find a women sexy even if we don't agree with her alternative lifestyle choice.

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Sperm are also fast and as cute as tadpoles. They have chubby teardrop heads and stylish, tapering tails, and they glide, slither, bumble and do figure-eights. So while a father may not be entitled to take the same pride in his sperm as he does in his kids, it’s fair to celebrate the single-minded cellular commas that helped give those children their start.

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The tampon stun gun is the latest in portable and personal security systems. The beauty of this stun gun, aptly named The Pink Stinger, is its ingenious design and ability to be concealed nicely and unassumingly into any purse for ultimate stealth. The stun gun's gentle glide zapplicator easily fits in the palm of your hand for incredible comfort and protection and ready for honorable discharge at a moments notice. In addition, its fresh floral scent helps eliminate the smell of fear, not just cover it up. (Source)

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Because, you know, you should be ashamed if anyone finds out that you’re sexually active.  Or at least, having sex with no intention of reproducing.

It seems to me that we should support a woman’s choice to use birth control: that we should recognize the fundamental good in a woman deciding that she’s not ready to have children, and taking steps to prevent an unwanted pregnancy.  It seems to me that we should be able to understand that use of contraceptives does not always indicate sexual activity: that some women are on methods simply as preparation for potential sexual activity, regardless of their current situation.

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According to a new survey released Tuesday, over half of British women preferred chocolate to sex. Not surprisingly, 87 percent of British men prefer sex.

Fifty-two percent of women would rather curl up with a bar of chocolate, according to the survey of 1,500 Britons by confectionery giant Cadbury, quoting one women as saying "chocolate provides guaranteed pleasure". (Source)

Ouch. 

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A survey, initiated by the Renmin University of China, collected 5,951 responses from people of different age groups, professions and education in 10 provinces and municipalities including Beijing and Shanghai.

The results showed 32.7 percent said premarital sex should not be condemned as long as the couple loved each other, while almost 29 percent regarded premarital sex as a private matter. (Source)

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Next month, for instance, sees the launch of Fly Pink, a "boutique airline designed especially for women" which plans to operate from Liverpool's John Lennon airport. The airline will offer flights to Paris for "shopping breaks" in customised pink planes, and, to complete the experience, will also provide pink champagne and complementary manicures before take-off. (Source)

Do you think they do the complementary manicures on the plane? Can you imagine the smell? Gag.

And for the record? I am a grown woman, and I like pink. Suck it, haters.

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An amusement park in China has built what it claims is the world's largest penis.

The 30ft erection, named Sky Pillar, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city.

Builders wrapped more than 6,500ft of straw around the steel structure which stands on an altar atop 1,250ft high Qinlong Hill.

"It is a totem of Shamanistic culture, which originated in this city," says the president of the park, Cheng Weiguang. (Source)

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The article claims the stats are shocking. I disagree, as I don't think the revelation that men don't think about sex every seven seconds is earth shattering - I think it is common sense. But whatever - I am snarky before coffee.

Head over and read the "shocking" stats about men and sex for yourself. Thoughts?

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The book is simply titled, "Porn for Women," and consists of hot, sensitive men who are supposed to be a woman's wet dream. For example, one page features a guy reading the sports section of the paper saying, “Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair.” Yes, there are also speech bubbles. Hot.

So according to them, what turns women on is simply “men who clean the bathroom without being asked, or make a gourmet dinner, or bring home flowers for no reason, or volunteer to watch the kids.”

While a part of me feels like I need to get my hands on this book, it’s sad that we would need pictures and descriptions of “considerate men” to jerk off to rather than expect it or have it from the men in our actual lives. Porn generally consists of sexual fantasy; making me dinner should be a standard, not something I fantasize about. (Source)

The concept of this book makes me want to urgh! But when I read the bolded statement, I wanted to stand up and cheer. Thoughts?

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In a magazine interview the Hollywood actress confessed that she talks a lot in the bath and finds it easier to open up when she has no clothes on.

The 32-year-old has said in the past that she isn't opposed to nude scenes in films, but has admitted that the large amount of tattoos on her body has made it hard to cover them all up. (Source)

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The finding has been based on a study conducted by McAfee's SiteAdvisor group, which evaluates the risks associated with approximately 2,300 of the most popular search terms based on the sites they return.

According to the online search conducted, McAfee found that searching for Britney in the buff can put you at risk of coming across a very high percentage of sites riddled with spyware and other malicious code than a search for a naked Paris Hilton.

However, more dangerous in this category than Paris, was found to be Celeb couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. (Source)

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Judge Hillary Strackbein said the state had conducted further forensic information that the jury had not heard at the trial. The information, according to defense experts, was that the computer had generated pornographic popups and that Amero, a substitute teacher, was not at fault. Amero had been convicted of four counts of risk of injury to a minor and faced up to 40 years in prison. (Source)

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A recently published study has found that females show greater brain activation to uncertain rewards during the most fertile stage of the menstrual cycle, perhaps explaining why women dress more attractively and have altered sexual preferences during this time.

Research, largely conducted with straight women, has found that females dress more attractively during this phase and have altered sexual preferences so that they experience more masculine looking, assertive males as more attractive. (Source)

And that ladies, is why I enjoy being a girl.

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Kabul Beauty School deals with some of the strictest taboos in Afghan society. In it, Rodriguez describes how she helped one of her students fake her virginity on her wedding night. And she writes of how some of her students were forced into loveless marriages, one of them when she was barely 14. (Source)

I still haven't made up my mind how I feel about this author. On one hand, I find the fact that she tried of help some of these women in a tough situation a good thing. However, she put those very same women at risk when she decided to write a book telling their stories.

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Quite a bit of love and hate going around teh internetz regarding Katherine Heigl's new movie,  "Knocked Up". I ran across this "hater" column from Slut Machine - it had me giggling over my coffee this morning, so I had to share.

I'm a really big Judd Apatow and Seth Rogen fan. Freaks and Geeks and 40 Year Old Virgin resonated with me so much because of their "funny 'cause it's true" brand of quirky comedy. So I was super psyched for Knocked Up, thinking that Apatow and Rogen had again created something that would lend itself well to repeat viewing. WRONG! Yeah, there were some laughs in there, but the movie was both unbelievably painful and too fucking long. Kind of like labor! At times, I watched my date instead of the movie, because watching him sleep was actually more entertaining than looking at the screen. But maybe that's just 'cause he looked really cute.

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