You know, when I see stuff like this camera dildo, I think I really do need to make a "Fucked up strange" category.

Yeah, a camera dildo. It has a camera in the dildo which can be hooked up to any TV or VCR (does anyone have a VCR anymore?) for a lovely black and white movie of your insides.

Judging from the picture, there is no way in hell I would want that thing anywhere near me - looks like something out of the "Alien" film.